How To Sleep At Night?

If you can sleep at night please don’t bother to read this post. But if you can’t, please read my tips of how to sleep at night. I really can’t sleep when the sun is down, when the atmosphere is calm and silent, when almost all humans are asleep because it’s sleeping time. If you’re like me who can’t sleep during wee hours then continue reading…


To sleep at night, you should close your eyes, because if your eyes were open, it’s impossible to sleep. That’s what I presume, because most people can’t sleep with their eyes open. I think almost all people can’t sleep if its open, or not just almost, but ALL people can’t sleep when it’s open. (Only fishes can sleep with eyes wide open.) If you know someone or something that sleeps with open eyes, please leave me a comment.

To sleep at night, you should get tired, as in over fatigued. How to get tired? Get out of your house, take a long walk, then run, then walk again, then run again and so on and so forth until you get very tired of doing what you are doing. After getting tired, you need to rest and eventually you get sleepy and being sleepy can let you sleep.

To sleep at night, you should watch a boring movie. Examples of boring movies are: The Thin Red Line, Evening, The English Patient, Age of Innocence, Meet Joe Black, Lost in Translation, Evita, and a whole lot more. If you want to add a boring movie, feel free to leave a comment in this post. If you think the movie is not boring, just react violently and tell me that I $uck and the movies that’s on my list are awesome!

To sleep at night, go out, look up, and count the stars. If you can’t see any star due to a very cloudy sky, or the stars are already gone for some reason that only astronomers can explain even if the sky is clear, just look up, and count how many pixels are present in a very dark sky at night. Just assume that it’s composed of pixels, a LOT of pixels.

To sleep at night, go to your bathroom, take a shower, then take a seat in your toilet bowl and… do nothing. If you want to do something, THEN DO IT!

Lastly, to sleep at night, stay away from your computer. Just stay away if you can. If you can’t, the best thing to do is throw your computer outside your window if you have any, if you don’t have one, just carry your computer, throw it upwards, and watch it as it goes down and hit the floor. If it doesn’t have any damage, do the routine again, throw it up, watch it as it goes down, kick it, sphinn it, stumbleupon it, bump it, and do anything to knock it down!

That’s all that I can think of to sleep at night. If you have any tips of how to sleep at night, I beg you to leave a comment because I can’t sleep at night. Thanks 🙂

Co-Bloggers’ Suggestions to Sleep at Night:

» “if you want to sleep at night, open and read some of your academic books” – Ideal Pink Rose
» “Masturbation, very effective!” – Hussein
» “Watch Evita by Madonna. I had watched it three times and I fell asleep three times” – EntrepreNars
» Listen to boring songs… like Mozart or Josh Groban. If you want local songs, there’s Jed Madela and Christian Bautista, add Sitti to the list as well. – Winston
» Pervert thoughts can help people go to sleep – paul0
» To sleep at night talk to your boring friend (I’m sure everyone has one) or was it just me that all my friends call me ” my boring friend” Others say it really works and it’s less than 5 minutes to take effect. – Phaelun